Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Thought of the Day, April 18th

Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and fart, but almost crap your pants? And you know you have to go, but you're too lazy to get up? And you wake up a little earlier beacuse you know that you're gonna have to crap? But, when you get up you don't have to crap anymore?

Where does that crap go? Come on man, I'm up...and I'm ready this time!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Thought of the Day

Once you get over 50 it becomes okay to sleep at work.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Another Thought of the Day

Sometimes my gf asks me, "don't you want to have a daughter with an exotic name?" To which I say - "Do you know what girls with exotic names end up doing?"

Thoughts of the Day

I usually don't a have any thoughts worth sharing in any given day, but for those rare occasions that I actually have something worth mentioning, I've decided to encorporate 'Thoughts of the Day'.

Todays Thought of the Day:

Anyone who has a license plate with his/her name within the lettering should be shot.

Please feel free to post your comments or own thoughts of the day.