Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and fart, but almost crap your pants? And you know you have to go, but you're too lazy to get up? And you wake up a little earlier beacuse you know that you're gonna have to crap? But, when you get up you don't have to crap anymore?
Where does that crap go? Come on man, I'm up...and I'm ready this time!
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