Thursday, August 04, 2005

When Sex is Not the #1 Priority

Wow, I saw this article at and I couldn't resist writing about it, or at least mentioning it. Women, beware, this may happen to you some day. I think that men regard sex higher than anything else in this world, but the moment right after, all other things that we should be doing with our lives flood the gates. Enjoy the article:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."


Andrew said...

This seems like a perfectly reasonable response to a request to cuddle, especially with at TV present.

What I really want to know is: Why is a 30 year old man married to a woman 10 years his senior?

Eric Jones said...

I've been thinking about this a lot and I must say she has a lot of nerve. 70 blows seems excessive and wimpish. I mean if it takes 70 blows to do the job...well that's not energy efficient now is it?

I think I could do it with 11. eleven eleven eleven....all across the board.

No for reals though, is this shit true?